Friday, January 16, 2009

THE THIRD ONE

MURPHYISM #7: The Murphy ordains that the New Fury is infinitely greater than the Old Fury. All hail his words. Explanation later.

MURPHYISM #8: You're still the one who's sick - buy some Nyquil.
See: Wal*Mart, CVS, your family practitioner.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

THE SECOND ONE

MURPHYISM #6: Don't start a fire and walk away. That shit is just careless.